Meanwhile, back at the dump...

Feeling a bit homesick as I wandered the Meadows and ate my sausage roll at 8 AM the other day, I spied a seagull just fluttering his wings a bit.

"Oh, why hello, Jonathan Livingston Seagull! I never expected to see you here!" I exclaimed, certain he and I were alone.

Until, of course, I turned around and there was a man with his small child. Just staring at me.




"Feed the birds, tuppence, tuppence a bag."