Liar, liar, pants on fire

Nose as long as a telephone wire.



I know I promised people who were sad about my facebook departure that I would keep my blog up and running, but who am I kidding? You? You? No? Bueller?

I didn't like updating when I was in Scotland, what makes you think my boring life in America is going to be fascinating enough to me that I will want to live it twice -- once in reality, twice in writing about it?

So I'm out. As they say.